Listen, I am all for something new, something trendy, something different. But I am NOT for things that are 1,000,000,000,000$$ and are U-G-L-Y
I have a fashion rant right now. I am open to comments and feedback to help me either understand or confirm my feelings.
Ready? Here we go:
1. WHAT? Seriously, these are seriously BACK? EW (insert Jimmy Fallon’s Ew voice, haven’t seen it? WATCH HERE)
(Photo credit- http://www.whowhatwear.com/birkenstocks/)
I just can’t. I CANNOT. Firstly, lets all remember how ugly these where when they first came out, and 2-people used to wear socks with them. SOCKS. It’s the equivalent of the fashion sense that Mormon girls have when they wear a white t shirt with a spaghetti strap shirt or tank top with it. B- It’s wrong, and I did it a couple of times. I will never do it again. Okay. NEVER. So don’t wear these again.
2. Can’t touch this.. Well apparently you can, and people are doing it everywhere
Why did this ever come back? Are we that desperate to be different or unique that we need to bring back the Hammer pants? I have seen less baggy styles on a lot of fashion bloggers, they are…hmm “Okay?” but they aren’t swoon worthy, it doesn’t make me want to run out and get them. You know what makes me want to spend $ Skinny Jeans, a nice pair of Skinny Camo pants.
I’m doing it wrong aren’t I?
3. Old lady Jewelry
Okay, I get that these are super trendy. But some of these necklaces cost up to $100.00! I feel like these were all drug out of storage from some basement owned by a woman named Norma, and she dusted them off gave them to JCrew and they were like “awesome, lets sell these suckers” I mean… come on ladies, you are going to throw this necklace away next year. Its like those bead bracelets that were SOO popular you had to have every color, then they started adding charms.. really? Is this something that is going to last is your wardrobe for more than 1 month? If you want to throw away 100$ at least buy it something that makes you feel good, like cupcakes or popcorn, or a pedicure.
4. What the! I blame Miley
NOW I’M FURIOUS! I have seen these HIDEOUS shorts everywhere. At Disney Land.
DISNEY, People DISNEY! I need a break. I’ll be back.
Okay, I am back. I am still pissed.
I guess this is natural for styles to regurgitate itself back into our fashion trend every once in a while.
All I can say is I hope that these top 4 trends aren’t like herpes..because you cant get rid of it, it will always pop back up unexpectedly. (not speaking from experience)
Well ladies, and maybe some few gentlemen who read this, that is my rant for the day. I feel much better now that I have publicly expressed my feelings and anger of the things that are consuming my stores. I know that fashion is a form of expression. It’s a wonderful thing. I LOVE FASHION.
But I don’t love these current trends.
Hope you are all having a fabulous week!